
Reading the newspapers today makes me so irritated and angry! The headlines, as so often before is about Robert Mugabe. This time Mugabe’s alleged master plan for state terror is leaked and the international press has picked it up as yet another sensation. What the hell is so sensational about this? With a physical form, it would have been visible from the moon and outshined the Great Wall of China and the Great Barrier Reef for years.
People I’ve spoken to ahead of the recent bogus elections in Zimbabwe all expressed great hope. Things were looking very positive, and hopes were rising for a new leader and a new start for Zimbabwe. People honestly believed that this would be the end of Mugabe’s reign?! Sorry, I did not share that optimism! Lots of people can confirm that... they probably labelled me a negative old fart! There were no riots ahead of the election because Mugabe’s weeding and killing of resistance over years has been very successful. No doubt he lost that election, but could he really step down? That’s the question I’ve been asking everybody. 98% of the population wants to tear his guts out, and no prison could keep the mob away if he agreed to step down peacefully. Mugabe knows this better than anybody, so he will use whatever means to stay in power… and die in power. As would I if I was in his shoes!
No, my anger and irritation is not about Mugabe’s wrong doings!! It’s about all the ignorant people around that find this shocking and sensational. Am I the only one that is not surprised? Are people really that stupid??!! I must really be gifted and clairvoyant! With such high intelligence and insight it’s hard for me to deal with the ignorance and stupidity of ordinary laymen that pollutes the air around me. That’s really the only explanation that is clear to me this morning!!
Emmerson Mnangagwa is the current #1 choice (Mugabe’s choice) - though I see him as a much more meek person - his is still capable of having the Zimbabwean people on the mat in double quick time.
Another one to watch is the current chief of the army - Constantine Chiwenga (and his vicious wife, Jocelyn) - these are two people who will kill just to stay ahead of the crowd.
The answer to Zimbabwe is a clean break from ZANU PF.
Followed by a re-entry into the international community - and, of course, some SERIOUS rebuilding, not only physically, but also of some relationships...
Take care.
Robb WJ Ellis
The Bearded Man
If so many people have accepted that he is the devil on earth... why is it that nobody is doing anything?? The quiet diplomacy from Thabo Mbeki and South Africa is a big laugh and a daily joke for all South Africans... Why can’t somebody else step in?? There are only bystanders as I see it... and they don’t want to get their hands dirty... and thus thousands of people will get killed every year!
So, I shall revise my viewpoint and now say that people get the government that they deserve. It’s a cruel thing to say with what’s happening in Zimbabwe right now, but the present regime is already something that has gotten out of hand.
In the early years of Mugabe, the people of Zimbabwe must have helped create the monster. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have hit the jackpot that easy.
Maybe, it was because he once was a hero and basked in his 15 minutes of fame as the famed freedom fighter. He used that fame to metamorphose into the monster that he is now.
I’ve said it before, Mugabe is a figurehead, a (talking)head of a military junta. You are right. The only way to eliminate Mugabe is to eliminate the ZANU PF. The opposing party’s strategy is quite wrong, in the face of things. But that’s the only thing that can be done, awaiting June 27.
No one can run against Mugabe neck-on-neck.
You are right... whether it’s Mnangagwa or Chiwenga... they are queuing up like Hyenas to take power and carry on the same way!
Arrest me if I’m wrong... but I fail to see one positive example throughout Africa. The list of despots in Africa is endless... and includes terrorists and mass murderers. Do you think they can ever rule themselves?? Sure Nelson Mandela was a small light in all the darkness... but his long walk to freedom has turned to desperate escape from the country!!
Sure, but the same thing could be said years ago, so what’s different today??!! You talk about co-ordinated efforts from neighboring countries... Well South Africas Thabo Mbeki is leading international efforts to confront Mugabe, and his quiet diplomacy is the biggest joke of all! Other African leaders salute Mugabe as a hero in meetings with the UN... especially when he can lash out at earlier colonizers! Your suggestions have proved a big failure for years!!!
You got your history right, and I think you’re mostly right. But awaiting June 27th is just such a sad thing. Like you said... what will change in the upcoming runoff election??? Duh... Mugabe will of course crook it or ignore it... one way or the other! It doesn’t change a thing!
From your post however... it struck me how lucrative it is to be a dictator! I’m actually quite tempted to find my own little hottentot nation... and buy support(protection) from the local army, it’s that easy!!
Then set your anti-West rants in stone.
Next, have a wife who always wears chic sunglasses.
It would help if you studied in some Catholic university in your salad days.
Then, hire some very good PR for whatever piece of freedom fighting you had had, waaaaay baaack.
Voila! We would be solving your puzzle as we are doing now in Instablogs!
Hahahaha!
The UN is frail in this. It has been. Other leaders of African nations have tons of problems themselves.”Kill ’em all” really means that if you shoot Mugabe, it’s like shooting millions of civilians, as the junta is sure to retaliate - at the people.
Negotiations in situations such as this has never worked, either.
Maybe, the next step should be to stop focusing on Mugabe (as he is just the junta’s figurehead), and start cracking down the ZANU PF. I don’t know how that can be done but that becomes a political move that can utilize political solutions.
Any plan that may make Mugabe and his coterie suspicious of their post-’retirement’ safety, both physical and monetary, wouldn’t take us anywhere. Covertly permitting and supporting the pro-democracy activists to eliminate the president is fundamentally wrong. Let there be no idea of punishing him for his mistakes. It will surely lead the country into an era of violence and counter-violence and democracy will only remain a foreign word to the Zimbabweans forever.
Armed interference by an international force may help. But, we will have to be ready to see reports of violence in Zimbabwe on the first page of newspapers for many years.
Will focusing on Zanu PF change anything as long as Mugabe has full control? Maybe we need an international police with mandate to sort things out with force?
And Mugabe is so wise as to not be directly linked to bloodshed. He is avoiding that. Because he knows that that will be his end, or near-end.
But he has threatened to retaliate with force if he is toppled, so that being his last trump card, it is clear that he is running out of options now.
We are not talking about mistakes here! It’s slaughter and mass murder... and we’ve got an international court for these things! This is beyond mistakes my friend!!
The reports of violence has already been there for years... one sided! Mugabe giving all the beating, so that’s business as usual also :-)
Of course, a civil war will surely ensue, then the rise of militia, and then a long drawn armed struggle.
It is a very dark corner of this earth that people ridiculously call a democracy.
Fear not, coz I will have a palace with a ballroom full of mirrors. Nothing less than the palace in Versailles I believe :-) If my underlings are not too bothersome, I will have plenty of time to practice in fron to the mirrors!!
I have all my old comrades lined up of course, covering all the important posts. They have orders to tell all westerners to go to a certain place where pepper grows, lol! Then I will in fact become a catholic as I see many benefits... I can just confess my sins to my priest friend and start a new day with clean sheets :-)
See, my master plan is set!!
And a wife who grimaces as much as you do is also a prerequisite.
I swear, Mugabe is cashing in on the stereotype!
:):):)
There is no easy way I believe! Cracking down on Mugabe or Zanu PF is just as personal for the man in question! It’s all about him at the end of the day.
Mugabes armies have promised war no matter how Mugabe is removed. There is no stepping down alternative for them...
Fight fire with fire is my prescribed remedy in this case!
The wife is already in place! As we will have plenty of food crises under my rule, we will travel extensively around the world on food crisis seminars... so that we can do all our shopping, power suits and sunglasses included :-)
I have no Grace, but can assure you that her name and mine will kick Grace and Mugabe off that throne. Our names will be so negatively loaded that Mugabe will be forgotten in seconds. Contempt will be our royal middle names! He will be an angel in comparison :-)
Oh yes of course! We will both receive honourable doctorates for our fight against... whatever bad things people claim (in error of course) happens in our country!
Good luck to your plans! Looks like you’ve got everything down pat. Throw me a diamond or two when you’ve conquered Pretoria! :)
Fighting fire with fire is more like it. Match Mugabe’s every move with a like move.
The problem is simple. Mugabe has had 28 years start on everybody. Whatever is done - it has been thought of and covered.
The one thing that Mugabe doesn’t know anything about is his own mortality. He believes that he is some sort of superman and even suggested that he would go ’into the bush’ with his aging war veterans... He’s 84...
His health is not good - see photo of his swollen ankle - and it has been suggested that he is terminally ill.
The one thing that we have on our side - the side that will ultimately succeed - is time.
Patience is a virtue and in this case it will be a strength we should all be proud of... eventually.
Take care.
’debvhu
Pleasure to receive your contributions, you have valid points!! I can conclude that we fight fire with time then, right?! (Sorry, couldn’t help it, although this is a very serious subject!)
Pretoria??? In cases like this, you have to think BIG! World domination the least... but Africa first!
Please don’t apologise. By making a joke of it, you have unearthed it’s inherent weakness.
Mugabe cares not for the people of Zimbabwe, much less the care or concern over men, women and children that live (!) in the cities and towns without food, running water, electricity.
I lived in Harare for many years - and I know now that should I return, you are talking about winding the clock back many, many years - probably give or take 50 years.
There was a time when being a Zimbabwean was a badge of honour. Something that people the world over looked up at.
Today, people hear my accent and ask where it is from - I tell them and immediately there comes a note of sympathy, of not being able to understand the events in that country.
Which proves that the world at large knows what is happening within, just that we are unsure - and incapable - of what to do to rid ourselves of not just Mugabe, but ZANU PF as a whole (hole?).
Regards
Not long ago, when there was the diamond ’find’ in the Eastern Highlands in Zimbabwe, a soldier, who was meant to be protecting the mine, was arrested for doing a little mining of his own.
In court he said, ”How silly for a man to die of thirst when he is standing in a river!”
But then again, staying with the sayings: ”When you are up to your ass in crocodiles, it is very difficult to remember that the original intention was to drain the swamp!”
Regards
Violence is sure to erupt. People who are already so hard up and starving are even going to die...
I have talked to lots and lots of Zimbabweans here in South Africa and currently employ two. I have noticed the high level of education on my visit to Zimbabwe myself, and talking to the Zimbabweans here. Common for all the white Zimbabweans (arrest me if I’m wrong here) is that they refer to their country as Rhodesia, a country (as you say) that was like a badge of honour!
All this uncertainty, unwillingness, unableness and incapability... isn’t that proof that you need an international body that is capable and with a mandate to do something!! Short and brutal can often be better than painful long suffering... or?
Rhodesia was a place in time. Calling Zimbabwe ”Rhodesia” today is almost sacriligious. The two countries are as different as chalk and cheese.
I often write in my various articles that for Mugabe to have succeeded, he needed to change not one thing. Not one damned thing.
But he did. He changed something here, and another thing there. All in the name of self-enrichment.
Then his plans backfired and he found that he had to change something else to allay the fears caused by the first change, and so it began.
I get a lot of flak every day for what I write about Mugabe.
In my book ”Without Honour” I talk of actually meeting him whilst I was still serving in the Zimbabwe Republic Police in Plumtree in the mid-1980s.
My next comment I post will be a direct quote from my book detailing that meeting.
The man is a fraud.
Regards
“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life.” - Sandra Carey
As I have indicated in Chapter 15, I was to move into civilian clothes and pick up an allowance for the privilege.
However, not very long after I started this, I was instructed to join other uniformed personnel on a given day, in full Number Ones - full regimental uniform. Heavy gold tunic, long trousers, long sleeved jacket, green shirts with a blue tie, dress shoes and a regimental leather belt, all crowned with a standard ZRP Police cap - all presented in pristine condition, of course - because none other than Robert Mugabe was gracing us with his presence.
Bugger! I had grown a bok baard - a goatie beard - and now was having to get rid of it again. Mind you, I come from a very hirsute family and knew that it wouldn’t take long to grow another one. (Nowadays, I sport a full beard, and if, for one reason or another, I need to take it off, I know I can grow a full beard in seven straight days!)
The day arrived. Mugabe was visiting Plumtree to turn on a new microwave link for the local Posts & Telecommunications Corporation - which just meant he was turning on fancy new gear to make our telephone system work better.
And he was obviously intent on using it as a political opportunity. Pressure was being applied from all over Matabeleland about the dissidents - and even the newspapers were starting to report the problems.
My job would be crowd control. Mugabe was due to address his ‘loving subjects’ and I had little option but to do my job - in the brilliant Plumtree sun.
Being the only white Police officer in a huge crowd of black people, I must have stuck out like the proverbial dog’s ball.
Mugabe addressed the people, and anyone else that could hear. There were television crews and reporters and dignitaries from all over the place. Most of them looked about as unhappy as I was, looking all pretty in their Sunday best in the Matabele heat - while he turned on the verbal. And Mugabe can talk. And talk. And talk.
I remember thinking to myself that he can say what he wants, however he wants, just as long as he gets it over and done with so I can get something to drink and get out of this heavy uniform…
At last Mugabe sat down to a round of applause - more probably for the fact that he had sat down, than to the content of his speech that I had thankfully blanked out.
A few minutes later the ceremonies were over and people began to disperse, the dignitaries to a sit-down lunch, the povo back to whatever they were doing before Mugabe rudely interrupted them…
I was in the process of bringing my team of constables together to allow them to knock off, when Superintendent Sibanda came up to me…
“You are needed at the luncheon,” he said. He wasn’t very happy at having to call a lowly Patrol Officer to do something, but whoever had sent him obviously carried rank.
“Oh dear,” I thought. “Who’ve I pissed off now?”
Making my way to the area behind the Plumtree Post Office where a large marquee had been erected, I was met by Chembe of the CIO.
“Great. This is all I need.” Now I was a little ticked off, because I wanted to get out of this BLOODY uniform. “A fat bastard with attitude.”
“The chef - boss - wants to see you.” With that he turned and walked towards where Robert Mugabe was sitting. The inner sanctum. Suddenly it all made sense. I had stuck out in the crowd and Mugabe wanted to see me, maybe because he was wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him.
He stood as I approached and stuck out his right hand. “Thank you for coming!” he gushed. “I don’t see too many white policemen anymore. Please…. Sit.”
Not only was I a little awestruck, but I was a little taken aback at the pretence Mugabe made at friendship of the lonely white policeman. I quickly worked out that I was the odd one out and that Mugabe was trying to pick up some kudos for chatting to the white man. I did notice, however, the speed at which his security moved to wave away a photographer. I was not about to be taken for a ride - I hoped… Mugabe obviously drew the line at being photographed with a lowly copper, be he black or white.
It was almost surreal.
I sat and immediately there was a place set before me. I wasn’t hungry - but I was tired, but a pillow right now would have been the wrong thing to ask for!
And I certainly didn’t want to eat and drink with Robert Mugabe… something about “supping with the Devil” rang loudly in my throbbing head. I politely picked at food and listened while Mugabe gave me a lecture all about how he wanted the blacks and whites, regardless of which side of the Rhodesian war they were on or represented, to be friends. It sounded suspiciously like his “hand of reconciliation’ speech not long after Independence… (yawn).
Much of what he had to say was political rhetoric and made little or no sense to me. I worked out very quickly that if Mugabe asked me if I agree or not, that if he was smiling, I should agree, otherwise, just keep quiet. Exactly what question he asked didn’t register or just plain didn’t make sense - especially to an apolitical white Zimbabwe Republic Policeman!
The one question I do remember him asking was how I viewed the new Zimbabwe in comparison with the old Rhodesia… What kind of question was that to ask?
I put a pickled onion in my mouth to chew on to give myself a few seconds to think. Do I give him an honest answer and tell him it was crap? Or do I tell him it’s all love and roses?
“It’s not much different, sir.” I said. “The police still get shot at and we still have to put the bad guys away.” I settled on that and was surprised when Mugabe’s face broke into a big smile.
“Well, just remember to do the right thing, young man,” he said, “because I am the one that pays your salary!” All said with a huge, cheery smile, but I sensed that he would have loved to have uttered the same to me behind clenched teeth. I thought I caught a second meaning in his comment, and as the years have gone by, I have become more convinced of it.
He also asked me where I had schooled and told me that he had visited the school, not very many months before! He was excited! I wasn’t.
He asked me about my family which I managed to dodge answering fully, grudgingly offering the small bit of information that my father worked for the government - but was in medicine. He immediately asked if I was going to follow my father in medicine. For a split second I was sorry that I hadn’t - then I would not have been sitting in a marquee with the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe, trying to escape his inane conversation!
This false ‘friendship’, obviously enacted for his followers’ benefit had angered me somewhat… The lies he chose to repeat, whilst I had seen first hand what his Fifth Brigade had been doing to the innocent Ndebele people, were a simple political divide which he chose to play out, in the name of ‘peace’ - I don’t think so!
I was, however, acutely aware that Mugabe came over as a very well educated, intelligent man.
It was then that I realised, even though I was only 20 years of age, that intelligence does not necessarily bequeath wisdom.
I waited whilst Mugabe delivered what he thought were his pearls of wisdom, but were nothing more than excuses for the war, and his policies, and then finally Mugabe must have realised that I was either going to collapse or be sick or something, because with just a flick of his wrist I was dismissed - thankfully. Whilst he was deep in conversation with one of his advisors, or whatever he was, seated tightly next to his beloved leader, I slipped away and went home to change and rest.
Now I did not only feel hot and bothered, but slightly dirtied by the experience.
It did cross my mind not very many days later, that if I had been armed, I could have saved us all a lot of heartache…
Superintendent Sibanda decided that my being called to the table of the Zimbabwean leader was not something he could hold against me, but rather became impressed that one of his officers had been deigned interesting enough to be summoned.
After my brief interview and conversation with Mugabe, all of my dreams and aspirations, now even further far-fetched than normal - my mind out of kilter, my heart broken - seemed out of this world.
I felt convinced that I had conversed with a madman…
Sorry!
But can I look at it other way around? Inspite of being 29 years in power, Mugabe couldn’t eliminate opposition totally. MDC has put a brave front. Even if it loses the run-off, it has managed to give nightmares to Mugabe and made him run around like a wounded lion.
All dictators have an end.
Maybe militia will turn around and aim at him even if it is for some vested interest.
Wow!!! Thanks a lot for sharing! I might even go looking for your book! You did not scare me off... Was just very late for other commitments :-)
Madhuri Katti!
For the sake of disturbance and giving Mugabe nightmares... at least being bothersome, I think MDC’s work is worthwhile. True! ”Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” they say... but you never know what goes through a militia head?! Can only hope that you’re right!
That leaves one question open. Will there be cooperation between the two when Mugabe is eventually gone and one of the two becomes the Zimbabwean strongman? That is the ZANU-PF is still there and the international community does nothing more than what it is doing now to solve the crisis in Zimbabwe.
I believe you’re right! Once you’ve passed your time according to the constitution, you become a hostage to other powerful people around you!
But is that the final answer then, we just have to watch and accept that whatever happens happens???
Continuation of ZANU PF in power will only mean continuation of Mugabeism, perhaps with a slightly different flavor. But in that case the present victims of the government will continue to suffer.
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If so many people have accepted that he is the devil on earth... why is it that nobody is doing anything?? The quiet diplomacy from Thabo Mbeki and South Africa is a big laugh and a daily joke for all South Africans... Why can’t somebody else step in?? There are only bystanders as I see it... and they don’t want to get their hands dirty... and thus thousands of people will get killed every year!
You are right... whether it’s Mnangagwa or Chiwenga... they are queuing up like Hyenas to take power and carry on the same way!
Arrest me if I’m wrong... but I fail to see one positive example throughout Africa. The list of despots in Africa is endless... and includes terrorists and mass murderers. Do you think they can ever rule themselves?? Sure Nelson Mandela was a small light in all the darkness... but his long walk to freedom has turned to desperate escape from the country!!
Sure, but the same thing could be said years ago, so what’s different today??!! You talk about co-ordinated efforts from neighboring countries... Well South Africas Thabo Mbeki is leading international efforts to confront Mugabe, and his quiet diplomacy is the biggest joke of all! Other African leaders salute Mugabe as a hero in meetings with the UN... especially when he can lash out at earlier colonizers! Your suggestions have proved a big failure for years!!!
You got your history right, and I think you’re mostly right. But awaiting June 27th is just such a sad thing. Like you said... what will change in the upcoming runoff election??? Duh... Mugabe will of course crook it or ignore it... one way or the other! It doesn’t change a thing!
From your post however... it struck me how lucrative it is to be a dictator! I’m actually quite tempted to find my own little hottentot nation... and buy support(protection) from the local army, it’s that easy!!
Will focusing on Zanu PF change anything as long as Mugabe has full control? Maybe we need an international police with mandate to sort things out with force?
We are not talking about mistakes here! It’s slaughter and mass murder... and we’ve got an international court for these things! This is beyond mistakes my friend!!
The reports of violence has already been there for years... one sided! Mugabe giving all the beating, so that’s business as usual also :-)
Fear not, coz I will have a palace with a ballroom full of mirrors. Nothing less than the palace in Versailles I believe :-) If my underlings are not too bothersome, I will have plenty of time to practice in fron to the mirrors!!
I have all my old comrades lined up of course, covering all the important posts. They have orders to tell all westerners to go to a certain place where pepper grows, lol! Then I will in fact become a catholic as I see many benefits... I can just confess my sins to my priest friend and start a new day with clean sheets :-)
See, my master plan is set!!
There is no easy way I believe! Cracking down on Mugabe or Zanu PF is just as personal for the man in question! It’s all about him at the end of the day.
Mugabes armies have promised war no matter how Mugabe is removed. There is no stepping down alternative for them...
Fight fire with fire is my prescribed remedy in this case!
The wife is already in place! As we will have plenty of food crises under my rule, we will travel extensively around the world on food crisis seminars... so that we can do all our shopping, power suits and sunglasses included :-)
I have no Grace, but can assure you that her name and mine will kick Grace and Mugabe off that throne. Our names will be so negatively loaded that Mugabe will be forgotten in seconds. Contempt will be our royal middle names! He will be an angel in comparison :-)
Oh yes of course! We will both receive honourable doctorates for our fight against... whatever bad things people claim (in error of course) happens in our country!
Pleasure to receive your contributions, you have valid points!! I can conclude that we fight fire with time then, right?! (Sorry, couldn’t help it, although this is a very serious subject!)
Pretoria??? In cases like this, you have to think BIG! World domination the least... but Africa first!
I have talked to lots and lots of Zimbabweans here in South Africa and currently employ two. I have noticed the high level of education on my visit to Zimbabwe myself, and talking to the Zimbabweans here. Common for all the white Zimbabweans (arrest me if I’m wrong here) is that they refer to their country as Rhodesia, a country (as you say) that was like a badge of honour!
All this uncertainty, unwillingness, unableness and incapability... isn’t that proof that you need an international body that is capable and with a mandate to do something!! Short and brutal can often be better than painful long suffering... or?
Wow!!! Thanks a lot for sharing! I might even go looking for your book! You did not scare me off... Was just very late for other commitments :-)
Madhuri Katti!
For the sake of disturbance and giving Mugabe nightmares... at least being bothersome, I think MDC’s work is worthwhile. True! ”Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” they say... but you never know what goes through a militia head?! Can only hope that you’re right!
I believe you’re right! Once you’ve passed your time according to the constitution, you become a hostage to other powerful people around you!
But is that the final answer then, we just have to watch and accept that whatever happens happens???
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People are not numbed by these reports as much as these uniformly-themed stories now just go over their heads.
When Mugabe gets a fatal heart attack or succumbs to death by an assassin’s bullet, now, that’s news!
Emmerson Mnangagwa is the current #1 choice (Mugabe’s choice) - though I see him as a much more meek person - his is still capable of having the Zimbabwean people on the mat in double quick time.
Another one to watch is the current chief of the army - Constantine Chiwenga (and his vicious wife, Jocelyn) - these are two people who will kill just to stay ahead of the crowd.
The answer to Zimbabwe is a clean break from ZANU PF.
Followed by a re-entry into the international community - and, of course, some SERIOUS rebuilding, not only physically, but also of some relationships...
Take care.
Robb WJ Ellis
The Bearded Man
So, I shall revise my viewpoint and now say that people get the government that they deserve. It’s a cruel thing to say with what’s happening in Zimbabwe right now, but the present regime is already something that has gotten out of hand.
In the early years of Mugabe, the people of Zimbabwe must have helped create the monster. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have hit the jackpot that easy.
Maybe, it was because he once was a hero and basked in his 15 minutes of fame as the famed freedom fighter. He used that fame to metamorphose into the monster that he is now.
I’ve said it before, Mugabe is a figurehead, a (talking)head of a military junta. You are right. The only way to eliminate Mugabe is to eliminate the ZANU PF. The opposing party’s strategy is quite wrong, in the face of things. But that’s the only thing that can be done, awaiting June 27.
No one can run against Mugabe neck-on-neck.
The UN is frail in this. It has been. Other leaders of African nations have tons of problems themselves.”Kill ’em all” really means that if you shoot Mugabe, it’s like shooting millions of civilians, as the junta is sure to retaliate - at the people.
Negotiations in situations such as this has never worked, either.
Maybe, the next step should be to stop focusing on Mugabe (as he is just the junta’s figurehead), and start cracking down the ZANU PF. I don’t know how that can be done but that becomes a political move that can utilize political solutions.
Any plan that may make Mugabe and his coterie suspicious of their post-’retirement’ safety, both physical and monetary, wouldn’t take us anywhere. Covertly permitting and supporting the pro-democracy activists to eliminate the president is fundamentally wrong. Let there be no idea of punishing him for his mistakes. It will surely lead the country into an era of violence and counter-violence and democracy will only remain a foreign word to the Zimbabweans forever.
Armed interference by an international force may help. But, we will have to be ready to see reports of violence in Zimbabwe on the first page of newspapers for many years.
Then set your anti-West rants in stone.
Next, have a wife who always wears chic sunglasses.
It would help if you studied in some Catholic university in your salad days.
Then, hire some very good PR for whatever piece of freedom fighting you had had, waaaaay baaack.
Voila! We would be solving your puzzle as we are doing now in Instablogs!
Hahahaha!
Of course, a civil war will surely ensue, then the rise of militia, and then a long drawn armed struggle.
It is a very dark corner of this earth that people ridiculously call a democracy.
And Mugabe is so wise as to not be directly linked to bloodshed. He is avoiding that. Because he knows that that will be his end, or near-end.
But he has threatened to retaliate with force if he is toppled, so that being his last trump card, it is clear that he is running out of options now.
And a wife who grimaces as much as you do is also a prerequisite.
I swear, Mugabe is cashing in on the stereotype!
:):):)
Fighting fire with fire is more like it. Match Mugabe’s every move with a like move.
The problem is simple. Mugabe has had 28 years start on everybody. Whatever is done - it has been thought of and covered.
The one thing that Mugabe doesn’t know anything about is his own mortality. He believes that he is some sort of superman and even suggested that he would go ’into the bush’ with his aging war veterans... He’s 84...
His health is not good - see photo of his swollen ankle - and it has been suggested that he is terminally ill.
The one thing that we have on our side - the side that will ultimately succeed - is time.
Patience is a virtue and in this case it will be a strength we should all be proud of... eventually.
Take care.
’debvhu
Good luck to your plans! Looks like you’ve got everything down pat. Throw me a diamond or two when you’ve conquered Pretoria! :)
Please don’t apologise. By making a joke of it, you have unearthed it’s inherent weakness.
Mugabe cares not for the people of Zimbabwe, much less the care or concern over men, women and children that live (!) in the cities and towns without food, running water, electricity.
I lived in Harare for many years - and I know now that should I return, you are talking about winding the clock back many, many years - probably give or take 50 years.
There was a time when being a Zimbabwean was a badge of honour. Something that people the world over looked up at.
Today, people hear my accent and ask where it is from - I tell them and immediately there comes a note of sympathy, of not being able to understand the events in that country.
Which proves that the world at large knows what is happening within, just that we are unsure - and incapable - of what to do to rid ourselves of not just Mugabe, but ZANU PF as a whole (hole?).
Regards
Not long ago, when there was the diamond ’find’ in the Eastern Highlands in Zimbabwe, a soldier, who was meant to be protecting the mine, was arrested for doing a little mining of his own.
In court he said, ”How silly for a man to die of thirst when he is standing in a river!”
But then again, staying with the sayings: ”When you are up to your ass in crocodiles, it is very difficult to remember that the original intention was to drain the swamp!”
Regards
Rhodesia was a place in time. Calling Zimbabwe ”Rhodesia” today is almost sacriligious. The two countries are as different as chalk and cheese.
I often write in my various articles that for Mugabe to have succeeded, he needed to change not one thing. Not one damned thing.
But he did. He changed something here, and another thing there. All in the name of self-enrichment.
Then his plans backfired and he found that he had to change something else to allay the fears caused by the first change, and so it began.
I get a lot of flak every day for what I write about Mugabe.
In my book ”Without Honour” I talk of actually meeting him whilst I was still serving in the Zimbabwe Republic Police in Plumtree in the mid-1980s.
My next comment I post will be a direct quote from my book detailing that meeting.
The man is a fraud.
Regards
Violence is sure to erupt. People who are already so hard up and starving are even going to die...
“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life.” - Sandra Carey
As I have indicated in Chapter 15, I was to move into civilian clothes and pick up an allowance for the privilege.
However, not very long after I started this, I was instructed to join other uniformed personnel on a given day, in full Number Ones - full regimental uniform. Heavy gold tunic, long trousers, long sleeved jacket, green shirts with a blue tie, dress shoes and a regimental leather belt, all crowned with a standard ZRP Police cap - all presented in pristine condition, of course - because none other than Robert Mugabe was gracing us with his presence.
Bugger! I had grown a bok baard - a goatie beard - and now was having to get rid of it again. Mind you, I come from a very hirsute family and knew that it wouldn’t take long to grow another one. (Nowadays, I sport a full beard, and if, for one reason or another, I need to take it off, I know I can grow a full beard in seven straight days!)
The day arrived. Mugabe was visiting Plumtree to turn on a new microwave link for the local Posts & Telecommunications Corporation - which just meant he was turning on fancy new gear to make our telephone system work better.
And he was obviously intent on using it as a political opportunity. Pressure was being applied from all over Matabeleland about the dissidents - and even the newspapers were starting to report the problems.
My job would be crowd control. Mugabe was due to address his ‘loving subjects’ and I had little option but to do my job - in the brilliant Plumtree sun.
Being the only white Police officer in a huge crowd of black people, I must have stuck out like the proverbial dog’s ball.
Mugabe addressed the people, and anyone else that could hear. There were television crews and reporters and dignitaries from all over the place. Most of them looked about as unhappy as I was, looking all pretty in their Sunday best in the Matabele heat - while he turned on the verbal. And Mugabe can talk. And talk. And talk.
I remember thinking to myself that he can say what he wants, however he wants, just as long as he gets it over and done with so I can get something to drink and get out of this heavy uniform…
At last Mugabe sat down to a round of applause - more probably for the fact that he had sat down, than to the content of his speech that I had thankfully blanked out.
A few minutes later the ceremonies were over and people began to disperse, the dignitaries to a sit-down lunch, the povo back to whatever they were doing before Mugabe rudely interrupted them…
I was in the process of bringing my team of constables together to allow them to knock off, when Superintendent Sibanda came up to me…
“You are needed at the luncheon,” he said. He wasn’t very happy at having to call a lowly Patrol Officer to do something, but whoever had sent him obviously carried rank.
“Oh dear,” I thought. “Who’ve I pissed off now?”
Making my way to the area behind the Plumtree Post Office where a large marquee had been erected, I was met by Chembe of the CIO.
“Great. This is all I need.” Now I was a little ticked off, because I wanted to get out of this BLOODY uniform. “A fat bastard with attitude.”
“The chef - boss - wants to see you.” With that he turned and walked towards where Robert Mugabe was sitting. The inner sanctum. Suddenly it all made sense. I had stuck out in the crowd and Mugabe wanted to see me, maybe because he was wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him.
He stood as I approached and stuck out his right hand. “Thank you for coming!” he gushed. “I don’t see too many white policemen anymore. Please…. Sit.”
Not only was I a little awestruck, but I was a little taken aback at the pretence Mugabe made at friendship of the lonely white policeman. I quickly worked out that I was the odd one out and that Mugabe was trying to pick up some kudos for chatting to the white man. I did notice, however, the speed at which his security moved to wave away a photographer. I was not about to be taken for a ride - I hoped… Mugabe obviously drew the line at being photographed with a lowly copper, be he black or white.
It was almost surreal.
I sat and immediately there was a place set before me. I wasn’t hungry - but I was tired, but a pillow right now would have been the wrong thing to ask for!
And I certainly didn’t want to eat and drink with Robert Mugabe… something about “supping with the Devil” rang loudly in my throbbing head. I politely picked at food and listened while Mugabe gave me a lecture all about how he wanted the blacks and whites, regardless of which side of the Rhodesian war they were on or represented, to be friends. It sounded suspiciously like his “hand of reconciliation’ speech not long after Independence… (yawn).
Much of what he had to say was political rhetoric and made little or no sense to me. I worked out very quickly that if Mugabe asked me if I agree or not, that if he was smiling, I should agree, otherwise, just keep quiet. Exactly what question he asked didn’t register or just plain didn’t make sense - especially to an apolitical white Zimbabwe Republic Policeman!
The one question I do remember him asking was how I viewed the new Zimbabwe in comparison with the old Rhodesia… What kind of question was that to ask?
I put a pickled onion in my mouth to chew on to give myself a few seconds to think. Do I give him an honest answer and tell him it was crap? Or do I tell him it’s all love and roses?
“It’s not much different, sir.” I said. “The police still get shot at and we still have to put the bad guys away.” I settled on that and was surprised when Mugabe’s face broke into a big smile.
“Well, just remember to do the right thing, young man,” he said, “because I am the one that pays your salary!” All said with a huge, cheery smile, but I sensed that he would have loved to have uttered the same to me behind clenched teeth. I thought I caught a second meaning in his comment, and as the years have gone by, I have become more convinced of it.
He also asked me where I had schooled and told me that he had visited the school, not very many months before! He was excited! I wasn’t.
He asked me about my family which I managed to dodge answering fully, grudgingly offering the small bit of information that my father worked for the government - but was in medicine. He immediately asked if I was going to follow my father in medicine. For a split second I was sorry that I hadn’t - then I would not have been sitting in a marquee with the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe, trying to escape his inane conversation!
This false ‘friendship’, obviously enacted for his followers’ benefit had angered me somewhat… The lies he chose to repeat, whilst I had seen first hand what his Fifth Brigade had been doing to the innocent Ndebele people, were a simple political divide which he chose to play out, in the name of ‘peace’ - I don’t think so!
I was, however, acutely aware that Mugabe came over as a very well educated, intelligent man.
It was then that I realised, even though I was only 20 years of age, that intelligence does not necessarily bequeath wisdom.
I waited whilst Mugabe delivered what he thought were his pearls of wisdom, but were nothing more than excuses for the war, and his policies, and then finally Mugabe must have realised that I was either going to collapse or be sick or something, because with just a flick of his wrist I was dismissed - thankfully. Whilst he was deep in conversation with one of his advisors, or whatever he was, seated tightly next to his beloved leader, I slipped away and went home to change and rest.
Now I did not only feel hot and bothered, but slightly dirtied by the experience.
It did cross my mind not very many days later, that if I had been armed, I could have saved us all a lot of heartache…
Superintendent Sibanda decided that my being called to the table of the Zimbabwean leader was not something he could hold against me, but rather became impressed that one of his officers had been deigned interesting enough to be summoned.
After my brief interview and conversation with Mugabe, all of my dreams and aspirations, now even further far-fetched than normal - my mind out of kilter, my heart broken - seemed out of this world.
I felt convinced that I had conversed with a madman…
Sorry!
But can I look at it other way around? Inspite of being 29 years in power, Mugabe couldn’t eliminate opposition totally. MDC has put a brave front. Even if it loses the run-off, it has managed to give nightmares to Mugabe and made him run around like a wounded lion.
All dictators have an end.
Maybe militia will turn around and aim at him even if it is for some vested interest.
That leaves one question open. Will there be cooperation between the two when Mugabe is eventually gone and one of the two becomes the Zimbabwean strongman? That is the ZANU-PF is still there and the international community does nothing more than what it is doing now to solve the crisis in Zimbabwe.
Continuation of ZANU PF in power will only mean continuation of Mugabeism, perhaps with a slightly different flavor. But in that case the present victims of the government will continue to suffer.
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People are not numbed by these reports as much as these uniformly-themed stories now just go over their heads.
When Mugabe gets a fatal heart attack or succumbs to death by an assassin’s bullet, now, that’s news!